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my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36478) - you deserved it (3522)

On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (133542) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today , I came home from work to find mah computer smashd into a hundrd pieces . My dad threw it at mah mom cuz they were having a fight and mah computer was the closest thing to throw . He refuses to fix it . FML

Today, I found that the love of life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
779 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67047) - you deserved it (14096)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today We Had To Discuss Our Heritage At School!! When I Told The Class That I Am German Japanese An Of The Jewish Faith The Teacher Loudly Laughs At The ( Irony!! ) Something Lyk This Happens Whenever I Tell People Mah Background!! Mega FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on face, an I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friendho was waiting 4 her, "The sink's broken. Can I use yur hand sanitizer?" Sohat landed on face? FML

#15205063
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I agree, your life sucks (39051) - you deserved it (2791)

On 03/05/2011 at 5:15am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on face, an I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friendho was waiting 4 her, "The sink's broken. Can I use yur hand sanitizer?" Sohat landed on face? FML

#15205063
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On 03/05/2011 at 5:15am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , RIGHT BEFORE MAH BOYFRIEND AN I WERE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX , HE TOUCHD HIS BUTT AN SAYS , ( OH I HAVE A BUTT PIMPLE. ) HE THEN WENT AN POPPD IT. FML

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On 11/27/2010 at 2:08am - intimacy - by >{%£•¥ - United States (Oregon)



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