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  • Town/Country : BrisBANG, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2809
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29465) - you deserved it (21701)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31280) - you deserved it (7325)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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