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Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML


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On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML


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On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML


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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML


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On 09/05/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by stinky skunk - Canada (Alberta)

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