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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13744
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About badassmf1234 : Engaged to the most amazing girl in the world. I love my Emily. Work in the construction field. Hoping to finish school to become a draftsman. I snowmobile in the winter and mountain bike in the summer. Love being by the lake. Canadian beer is the best! It takes six beers to get piss drunk, but you it takes nine! Suckers

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Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

#18982285
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29990) - you deserved it (6987)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

#18982251
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32236) - you deserved it (4171)

On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17162) - you deserved it (24636)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32667) - you deserved it (7879)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41550) - you deserved it (2526)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

#18977119
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32645) - you deserved it (6173)

On 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML

#18976383
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35166) - you deserved it (7400)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57282) - you deserved it (3577)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32522) - you deserved it (2389)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32522) - you deserved it (2389)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

#18974719
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33504) - you deserved it (5273)

On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)

Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML

#18974554
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11290) - you deserved it (42847)

On 02/02/2012 at 3:10am - health - by Kreen - China

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39093) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22807) - you deserved it (9406)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)



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