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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13740
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About badassmf1234 : Engaged to the most amazing girl in the world. I love my Emily. Work in the construction field. Hoping to finish school to become a draftsman. I snowmobile in the winter and mountain bike in the summer. Love being by the lake. Canadian beer is the best! It takes six beers to get piss drunk, but you it takes nine! Suckers

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Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML

#19135287
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27644) - you deserved it (3488)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by nothowtheydoitinalabama - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

#19134973
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (2296)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML

#19134075
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26436) - you deserved it (3145)

On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States

Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#19133346
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8677) - you deserved it (20755)

On 02/21/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by me (man) - United States

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

#19131419
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29700) - you deserved it (3336)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42671) - you deserved it (6139)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML

#19131403
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27742) - you deserved it (2224)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by TheHezzer - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

#19131247
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37648) - you deserved it (2910)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

#19131070
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30219) - you deserved it (6831)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29245) - you deserved it (8748)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML

#19129849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22866) - you deserved it (2743)

On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

#19129542
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26030) - you deserved it (2910)

On 02/21/2012 at 4:53am - work - by kat (woman) - Reserved

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23721) - you deserved it (27306)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

#19129021
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6068) - you deserved it (40111)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

#19128091
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24626) - you deserved it (4217)

On 02/21/2012 at 12:01am - love - by bloodshedblack - United States (Colorado)



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