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baconsdelight701

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 529
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About baconsdelight701 : hey :3
I'm friendly so say hi c:
the name is caitie
kik: epiccaitlin
I don't actually like bacon... SH it's a secret!

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Today, my workplace was having a "prices are down" promotion. I had to wear a badge that said, "Down and staying down" all day, opening myself up to a lot of weirdos winking at me or saying, "Oh yeah, I bet you are". FML

#20878038
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41341) - you deserved it (3021)

On 09/12/2013 at 3:42am - work - by hawkwardd - Australia

Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53664) - you deserved it (5082)

On 08/05/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by NO NO NO (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44459) - you deserved it (8927)

On 08/01/2013 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)



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