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backwoodsartdiva
  • Town/Country : Kickin' in the Sticks, Wisconsin
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1557
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About backwoodsartdiva : I'm Ashley. FML and Facebook junkie. 16 years young. Talented enough artist. I love being outside. It's hard not to when you live in the middle of Northern Wisconsin. I go hunting, fishing, snowmobiling, and mudding. Got questions? Message me and ask! I don't bite hard(;

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Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

#5060
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16735) - you deserved it (6213)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8217) - you deserved it (49349)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

#4336
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8781) - you deserved it (30518)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14819) - you deserved it (65974)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21126) - you deserved it (1515)

On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

#2341
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12726) - you deserved it (12420)

On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hard core porn ads inside. I have been getting these since i ordered a Pirate porn video a few months ago. I was gone for a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML

#2226
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4976) - you deserved it (19270)

On 01/22/2009 at 4:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14769) - you deserved it (9031)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5214) - you deserved it (44563)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28015) - you deserved it (7539)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31581) - you deserved it (5130)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

#763
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23776) - you deserved it (1676)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

#533
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21076) - you deserved it (1611)

On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6077) - you deserved it (103241)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

#451
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14409) - you deserved it (22671)

On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version



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