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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3073
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About backwoodsartdiva : I'm Ashley. FML and Facebook junkie. 16 years young. Talented enough artist. I love being outside. It's hard not to when you live in the middle of Northern Wisconsin. I go hunting, fishing, snowmobiling, and mudding. Got questions? Message me and ask! I don't bite hard(;

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Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

#7897076
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7758) - you deserved it (26183)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

#7891851
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28149) - you deserved it (3868)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:53pm - kids - by 102496 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

#7889872
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7041) - you deserved it (61320)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

#7846539
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34556) - you deserved it (4519)

On 02/03/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by fantastic - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

#7813334
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24600) - you deserved it (3842)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:32pm - animals - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

#7708353
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28038) - you deserved it (2531)

On 01/30/2010 at 1:45pm - misc - by vikhelios - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

#7700878
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34797) - you deserved it (5056)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML

#7585326
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7833) - you deserved it (22606)

On 01/26/2010 at 3:59am - intimacy - by sexyfail (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

#7583250
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36441) - you deserved it (11863)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to clean the screen of my phone so I could put a new screen protector on it. My mom handed me a can of compressed air and I sprayed a healthy amount on the screen. It turns out my mom handed me a can of WD 40. FML

#7538568
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10100) - you deserved it (26009)

On 01/24/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by ianj (man) - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39921) - you deserved it (3389)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65566) - you deserved it (4238)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my long term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way to old for him. I'm 3 years younger than my fiancé. FML

#7481282
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33569) - you deserved it (2249)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by walkingonsunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML

#7442500
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7972) - you deserved it (25899)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by maximus (man) - United States (Maryland)



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