About backwoodsartdiva : I'm Ashley. FML and Facebook junkie. 16 years young. Talented enough artist. I love being outside. It's hard not to when you live in the middle of Northern Wisconsin. I go hunting, fishing, snowmobiling, and mudding. Got questions? Message me and ask! I don't bite hard(;
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by vikhelios / 01/30/2010 at 1:45pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2010 at 8:16am / United States (California) / Money
Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML
by Juggalette / 01/28/2010 at 7:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by sexyfail / 01/26/2010 at 3:59am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by Eagle / 01/26/2010 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
by Funnymann / 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/22/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Nevada) / Love
Today, my long term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way to old for him. I'm 3 years younger than my fiancé. FML
by walkingonsunshine / 01/21/2010 at 7:14pm / Love
Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
by maximus / 01/19/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Goobie / 01/15/2010 at 2:24am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Upbrakie / 01/12/2010 at 8:09am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had leftover Christmas cookies so I began snacking on them. They tasted a bit off so I inquired about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she used Crayola markers to give them color. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2010 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML
by sadsadlady / 12/14/2009 at 3:25pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…