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Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML
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On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -
Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told my fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by fuckjuggalos (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by phonnah - United States (Maryland)
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 8:46am - work - by notanidiot - United States (Michigan)
Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 1:22am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 10:15pm - animals - by jnr1234 - United States (New Jersey)
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 11:35am - intimacy - by megasniper240 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
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Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 8:29am - misc - by brokeass - United States
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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