About bach2121 :
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21220) - you deserved it (4077)
On 12/27/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31722) - you deserved it (2609)
On 12/20/2010 at 11:15am - love - by pinkfloyd777 -
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML
I agree, your life sucks (24887) - you deserved it (3008)
On 12/08/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by ooblie (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19600) - you deserved it (9625)
On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -
Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22703) - you deserved it (3995)
On 11/12/2010 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40478) - you deserved it (13600)
On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (2610)
On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my parents told me I was adopted. I can understand parents waiting for a child to be old enough to understand, but I'm 33 years old. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25191) - you deserved it (1621)
On 10/15/2010 at 4:05am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I asked my mom why she decided to be a parent. She replied, in all seriousness, "Everyone else was doing it." FML
I agree, your life sucks (18786) - you deserved it (2493)
On 10/04/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML
I agree, your life sucks (18986) - you deserved it (21680)
On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26380) - you deserved it (2205)
On 09/20/2010 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Thomas - United States (Oregon)
Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28512) - you deserved it (33925)
On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31145) - you deserved it (7587)
On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)
Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML
I agree, your life sucks (18233) - you deserved it (2069)
On 08/31/2010 at 7:13pm - misc - by NowHomeless (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21864) - you deserved it (2705)
On 08/28/2010 at 9:36pm - love - by 713 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
