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Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

#13947465
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (57424)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7028) - you deserved it (61280)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16652) - you deserved it (41765)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59050) - you deserved it (3608)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22734) - you deserved it (75495)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says "What's a pronoun?" FML

#1372393
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55128) - you deserved it (10866)

On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6567) - you deserved it (46774)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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