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babyjhatezu
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 July 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 227
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494 (859)

I agree, your life sucks (85952) - you deserved it (50908)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (98473)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (62320) - you deserved it (2889)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)