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About babygirlxox20 : hey. my name is Melissa. but call me Mel. I'm 17 and I live in Canada. I have the greatest family and a even greater boyfriend. we live together, with my family. I love all different kinds of music, but my fav is rock and metal. I write poems and songs and I even paint.
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Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
Monday 1 September 2014