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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 69
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About babygirlxox20 : hey. my name is Melissa. but call me Mel. I'm 17 and I live in Canada. I have the greatest family and a even greater boyfriend. we live together, with my family. I love all different kinds of music, but my fav is rock and metal. I write poems and songs and I even paint.

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Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML

#20135660
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24231) - you deserved it (13651)

On 10/27/2012 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by whoreticulturalist (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

#18741801
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19546) - you deserved it (9577)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11910) - you deserved it (31037)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

#13879750
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30578) - you deserved it (7926)

On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

#6612608
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19625) - you deserved it (2582)

On 12/05/2009 at 4:07am - intimacy - by lastalittlelonger (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

#461201
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138305) - you deserved it (8554)

On 03/19/2009 at 3:40am - intimacy - by cmerr (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (211803) - you deserved it (35133)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)



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