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babygirl_015
  • Town/Country : somewhere, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1325
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About babygirl_015 : Kik: J_Washh. Basketball player. Tries to make the best out of everything!

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29501) - you deserved it (10418)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8311) - you deserved it (37861)

On 05/01/2010 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by sam (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29537) - you deserved it (6108)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33847) - you deserved it (3868)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States



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