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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1727
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About babygirl_015 : Kik: J_Washh. Basketball player. Tries to make the best out of everything!

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Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

#18035123
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39887) - you deserved it (10557)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (8923)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50714) - you deserved it (7984)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39764) - you deserved it (3195)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23853) - you deserved it (14766)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

#17801056
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25918) - you deserved it (3001)

On 09/21/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

#17794413
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11863) - you deserved it (33924)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:40am - work - by unknown - Philippines

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

#17786304
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27902) - you deserved it (2600)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

#17782982
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24242) - you deserved it (4349)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:20pm - love - by Tech Savvy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13004) - you deserved it (31863)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15443) - you deserved it (39575)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

#17780072
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24820) - you deserved it (6188)

On 09/19/2011 at 11:56am - work - by Lexiebear27 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54785) - you deserved it (5405)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (3281)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

#17773869
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31505) - you deserved it (3966)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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