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TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML

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On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today, I finally finished making mah daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that mah husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption ( #guiltypleasures ). FML

#21046154
118 comments

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On 01/31/2014 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today... I was having sax with mah girlfriand... and I raally startd gatting into it. I said... "Hang on tight... this is gonna gat intansa." Sha raplid... "Doubt it" and yawnd. maga FML

#21044260
96 comments

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On 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wrexham)

Today... Wila I Was Fooling Around Wit Ma Grlfriand... Sa Urt Ar And. It Obviously Wasn't Vary Sarious... So I Told Ar To Stop Faking It. Sa Raspondd... ( Wanna Know Wat I Actually Faka? My Orgasms. ) FML

#21031998
127 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
105 comments

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On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML

#20743795
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On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me!! He turned up the volume!! mega FML

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On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I Went To The Beach With My Friends To Show Off My Engagement Ring. I Fell Asleep In The Sun And Woke Up Extremely Sunburnt To A Text From My Boyfriend Confessing That He's Been Cheating On Me. I Gave Him The Ring Back. Now I Have Its Tan Line On My Finger. FML

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On 06/04/2011 at 8:54pm - love - by Burned - United States

Today... I was talking to this boy I really lyk an we were laughing together... until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I startd to say how awful the smell was an he stoppd laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closd his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 2:30am - health - by ninalian - United States (Puerto Rico)

yesterday I subbed fir a first looool grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hystericallyhen one landed on me. mega FML

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On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

TODAY, I GOT A TEXT FROM MY BOYFRIEND WILST ON TE TRAIN OME FROM SPENDING TE WEEKEND WIT IM AT IS GRANDPARENTS OUSE. IT SAID 'GRAN SAYS TO TELL YOU TAT TE BIN BESIDE TE TOILET IS ACTUALLY FIR STORING SPARE SAMPOOS AND TOOT BRUSES, SO COULD YOU NOT PUTTED YOUR TAMPONS IN IT NEXT TIME?' FAT FML

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111 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)



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