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babyceej
  • Town/Country : Quezon City, Philippines
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 223
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About babyceej : I always fail things up. But still I make things possible.

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Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17981) - you deserved it (6841)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:09am - kids - by HarvestMoon_gal (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22892) - you deserved it (5065)

On 07/23/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by owowowow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

#12071239 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (26534) - you deserved it (2813)

On 07/23/2010 at 8:06pm - health - by fiery (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML

#12038820 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (25655) - you deserved it (1984)

On 07/22/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writting a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45479) - you deserved it (6707)

On 06/26/2009 at 1:23pm - misc - by hatesurf (man) - Peru (Lima)



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