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Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 2:15am - misc - by mylifeblows (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 2:15am - misc - by mylifeblows (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
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On 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)
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