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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 November 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2102
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About babyale760 : Hug me for I am soft and warm
like me for I am awesome
love me for I am unforgettable
kiss me for I am poisonous
obsessed because I\\\'m toxic


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Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

#12618880
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31212) - you deserved it (8231)

On 08/19/2010 at 2:15am - misc - by mylifeblows (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

#12618880
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31212) - you deserved it (8231)

On 08/19/2010 at 2:15am - misc - by mylifeblows (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

#12439664
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39624) - you deserved it (3668)

On 08/10/2010 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

#12439664
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39624) - you deserved it (3668)

On 08/10/2010 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

#888437
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12130) - you deserved it (68702)

On 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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