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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 November 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1907
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About babyale760 : Hug me for I am soft and warm
like me for I am awesome
love me for I am unforgettable
kiss me for I am poisonous
obsessed because I\\\'m toxic


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Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

#14242340
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19861) - you deserved it (81568)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

#14191848
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39016) - you deserved it (9381)

On 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm - love - by phonesage (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML

#13789664
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7065) - you deserved it (58592)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

#13729555
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25544) - you deserved it (3591)

On 11/05/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35598) - you deserved it (20834)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

#13321339
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9311) - you deserved it (54052)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML

#12938106
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27898) - you deserved it (5407)

On 09/06/2010 at 7:21pm - kids - by newdad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

#12861680
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23269) - you deserved it (3930)

On 09/01/2010 at 10:31pm - health - by jodulieu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my date out for dinner to a seafood restaurant and she ordered expensive prawns. Later, when we had sex, she started to complain about her stomach hurting and then had diarrhea for hours. Great job prawns. FML

#12797792
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26955) - you deserved it (4438)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Matt - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my date out for dinner to a seafood restaurant and she ordered expensive prawns. Later, when we had sex, she started to complain about her stomach hurting and then had diarrhea for hours. Great job prawns. FML

#12797792
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26955) - you deserved it (4438)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Matt - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#12781216
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13457) - you deserved it (34068)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#12781216
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13457) - you deserved it (34068)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#12781216
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13457) - you deserved it (34068)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#12781216
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13457) - you deserved it (34068)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13078) - you deserved it (38609)

On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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