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Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

#9077392 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (15783) - you deserved it (1353)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML

#9077229 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (15279) - you deserved it (1324)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:14pm - kids - by mommy - United States

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

#9070657 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (7136) - you deserved it (22761)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:56am - love - by allennn - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

#9069427 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (18390) - you deserved it (2665)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML

#9068161 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (4743) - you deserved it (11052)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

#9066532 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (14112) - you deserved it (6606)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

#9065409 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (17968) - you deserved it (3106)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:00am - love - by crapcrapcrap (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML

#9026047 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (10408) - you deserved it (5290)

On 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

#9025473 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (17531) - you deserved it (1048)

On 03/12/2010 at 4:17pm - love - by aloha - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

#9023853 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (5067) - you deserved it (16509)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I decided to wear my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML

#9021346 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (4146) - you deserved it (19885)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:39am - work - by jewel87 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

#9020245 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (17672) - you deserved it (1330)

On 03/12/2010 at 10:06am - love - by steakysteak (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177 (291)

I agree, your life sucks (21167) - you deserved it (4687)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was called gorgeous for the first time in 4 years. By a robot. A female robot. Who was trying to sell me cosmetics. FML

#9015781 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (15504) - you deserved it (1778)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by gorgeousgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

#9006202 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (19300) - you deserved it (1416)

On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)