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  • Town/Country : Groveport, America
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 June 1993 (19 years)
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Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85112) - you deserved it (19070)

On 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm - love - by Syferix (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13891) - you deserved it (46865)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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