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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7997
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About babeybazooka : Junior, 17. Lover of art, writing, and cheerleading.
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Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML


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On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML


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On 04/06/2015 at 8:58pm - work - by hexphoenix (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML


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On 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Itsbeen8years (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML


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On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML


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On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, I got a call from a potential employer. Unfortunately, I couldn't understand the man due to his incoherent mumbling. I had to decline the job after asking him to repeat everything he said, over and over again. I still don't know exactly which job I declined. FML


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On 03/05/2015 at 5:26pm - work - by phishy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML


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On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML


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On 01/07/2015 at 1:03am - health - by random875 - United States (Maryland)

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML


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On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML


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On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML


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On 12/01/2014 at 9:37am - love - by foreveralone (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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