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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11536
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About babeybazooka : 18. Artist. Free thinker. Indigo. I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. Too blessed to be stressed✌️❤️

"Some people are so poor, all they have is money."

"No one dies a virgin. Life fucks us all." -Kurt Cobain

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Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31857) - you deserved it (1826)

On 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29861) - you deserved it (5307)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27935) - you deserved it (3497)

On 10/11/2015 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24013) - you deserved it (1537)

On 10/07/2015 at 6:07pm - misc - by Utterly_Confused (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31727) - you deserved it (1837)

On 10/07/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by T-Bear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML


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On 10/07/2015 at 9:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML


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On 10/07/2015 at 3:41am - love - by single once again (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, my mother told me I should volunteer in Africa, because I might "get lucky, catch malaria and come back skinny". FML


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On 09/30/2015 at 2:47am - health - by strayy (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24869) - you deserved it (1779)

On 09/28/2015 at 4:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (1688)

On 09/27/2015 at 8:21am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27318) - you deserved it (5284)

On 09/24/2015 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21132) - you deserved it (2978)

On 09/19/2015 at 1:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21831) - you deserved it (1515)

On 09/18/2015 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my dad's retirement. He is traditional Japanese, so I had custom-ordered a samurai sword from a traditional Japanese blacksmith with dad's name engraved on the blade in kanji script. He loved it, right up til my drunk cousin tried to use it to cut down a tree and snapped it in two. FML


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On 09/17/2015 at 7:13am - misc - by Ryoichi (man) - Germany

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