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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4309
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About babeybazooka : Junior, 16. Lover of art, writing, and cheerleading.
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Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26471) - you deserved it (2791)

On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38747) - you deserved it (2183)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML


I agree, your life sucks (24988) - you deserved it (5288)

On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31605) - you deserved it (9082)

On 12/01/2014 at 9:37am - love - by foreveralone (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML


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On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31829) - you deserved it (3591)

On 10/28/2014 at 10:07am - misc - by bottombarrel - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML


I agree, your life sucks (32756) - you deserved it (2318)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33157) - you deserved it (5635)

On 10/19/2014 at 12:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML


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On 10/12/2014 at 9:21am - intimacy - by MotherMary - United States (Missouri)

Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML


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On 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by epic174 - United States

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29173) - you deserved it (3351)

On 10/03/2014 at 7:29am - work - by whydoidothis (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, a guy told me I "kind of look like a girl" if he looked at me from the right angle. Well, I am a girl, and this is the closest thing to a compliment that I've gotten in years. FML

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML


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On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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