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Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5606) - you deserved it (41609)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24205) - you deserved it (1963)

On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

#1883
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23182) - you deserved it (10431)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sends a text to one of his "friends" saying "I'm thinking of you". FML

#1878
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21420) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Wolf - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

#1751
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19041) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27691) - you deserved it (8877)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27691) - you deserved it (8877)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML

#1689
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18720) - you deserved it (2418)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:32am - health - by spoony - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21701) - you deserved it (1881)

On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML

#1555
21 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by SSH - United States (Florida)

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

#1542
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22152) - you deserved it (1737)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

#1517
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22888) - you deserved it (1966)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by biblio - United States (Texas)

Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and asked me over. I took a cab to his place and when I got there he was dressed in leather and wore a mask... It took me a 20 dollar cab fare to realize my crush is a freak. FML

#1507
52 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by Allenburg - United States (California)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25474) - you deserved it (2372)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

#1440
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28509) - you deserved it (8327)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)



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