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by Anonymous / 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
by Sucker / 10/12/2009 at 3:31pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by ravestradamus / 10/12/2009 at 8:34am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML
by keepmouthshut / 10/11/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by cbarebo / 10/11/2009 at 1:21pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally had time to talk with my boyfriend. We had a nice long conversation, which included him telling me how much I meant to him and that we really need to see each other more often. He concluded the speech twenty minutes later with "Which is why I really hope we can stay friends". FML
by Oh_Well / 10/11/2009 at 10:53am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefer my ex. FML
by hateparents / 10/11/2009 at 7:25am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, I had a UTI and the doctor said the medicine can sometimes make you leak a little. "Leak a little" apparently translates into peeing all over myself, my boyfriend, and his bed while we were sleeping. The doctor also said this medicine can stain your urine a beautiful, bright orange color. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2009 at 12:48am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by zappy / 10/11/2009 at 12:40am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2009 at 12:24am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by screwed.over / 10/10/2009 at 7:21pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
by perfectmoment / 10/10/2009 at 6:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML
by Nobody / 10/10/2009 at 8:07am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, the traffic court judge didn't believe my three witnesses and two security cameras that proved I was innocent. He claimed a cop would never lie, and that the dashboard security cameras, which the cop brought in, were somehow edited by me. I was fined $1,000 and my license was suspended. FML
by thelistman / 10/09/2009 at 9:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…