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by thatssickkk / 02/17/2010 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Craig / 02/17/2010 at 1:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by croleymd / 02/16/2010 at 8:29pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
by Timv86 / 02/16/2010 at 3:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was washing a stainless steel pot at my kitchen job. Every time I pulled it out of the dishwasher and examined it for dirt, I saw something orange inside it. After 3 run-throughs, I realized it was just my shirt's reflection. FML
by 3Airwalk3 / 02/16/2010 at 12:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
by sadsexer23 / 02/15/2010 at 10:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
by anonymous / 02/15/2010 at 8:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML
by Mary / 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Delaware) / Animals
by ShayisPay101 / 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Ashlee / 02/15/2010 at 10:21am / United States / Love
Today, at work a really hot guy came up to me and asked "what are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4 but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said "I meant your store hours". He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML
by Dumbdumb / 02/15/2010 at 9:29am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
by Abandoned / 02/15/2010 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
by Vgameboi / 02/14/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
by klsdhjla / 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24.… Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it.… Today, my aunt borrowed my favorite shirt. Don't worry, she returned it. Complete with jizz stains.…