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  • Town/Country : Lethbridge,Alberta, Canada
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Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

#7992828
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37943) - you deserved it (3311)

On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm - love - by Hm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29673) - you deserved it (2410)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML

#7946565
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5266) - you deserved it (34499)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by Nominome - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML

#7946565
35 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by Nominome - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

#7936537
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35530) - you deserved it (1562)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

#7923030
84 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 12:12am - love - by snowman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

#7922927
105 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 12:09am - love - by Crud (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was in my drama class and I was standing behind the curtains. My friend accidentally bumped me into the bin that was hidden behind the curtain. Everyone heard me fall and they opened the curtains. My butt was stuck in it and my knees were in front of my face. No one helped. FML

#7914611
28 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JD (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML

#7908561
105 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML

#7908561
105 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had lunch with a co-worker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and looking legitimately confused said "you know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML

#7865660
42 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by crazyclumzy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

#7858295
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28484) - you deserved it (2611)

On 02/03/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by dracer (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

#7848040
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6331) - you deserved it (32984)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:10pm - misc - by adam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

#7846539
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30069) - you deserved it (4063)

On 02/03/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by fantastic - Sent from mobile version



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