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babazad3h
  • Town/Country : beverly hills, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 September 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 515
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

#1845707 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (46347) - you deserved it (20125)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Wormy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML

#1845673 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (42963) - you deserved it (4972)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML

#1844293 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (92786) - you deserved it (4730)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

#1775863 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (30576) - you deserved it (17437)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:50am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' FML

#1775796 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (13194) - you deserved it (52928)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad texted me and told me "I love u." I answer back with "I love you too dad...are you drunk?" and he answers back "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

#1696810 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (54641) - you deserved it (3331)

On 05/06/2009 at 6:04pm - love - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Virginia)