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by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by britanyann / 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm / United States / Animals
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
by John Nani / 12/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by tarynfaye / 12/21/2011 at 6:28am / United States / Love
by awalc / 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by xoccerplaya / 10/06/2011 at 6:46am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by nrelavender / 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 12:31am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Lou / 06/01/2010 at 11:59am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Transportation
by M95 / 03/03/2010 at 2:11pm / Norway (More og Romsdal) / Kids
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
by ugly5402 / 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by fatman / 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML
by baller / 06/08/2009 at 6:39am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
by anythingjean / 05/25/2009 at 5:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…