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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 May 1995 (19 years)
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About b_boy_cris100 : play football, love to go to college football games, i am a big oregon duck fan

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Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15383) - you deserved it (46868)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was 'A man running'. I didn't even get an apology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56319) - you deserved it (2354)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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