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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 March 1985 (30 years)
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About bUsHwAcKeR69 : Im a tall slender black man. Im about 6'9'' and have an abnormally large penis. I live with my parents their names are Mort and Pia. Yes they are Swedish and im adopted. I like to hang out with friends get wasted and have unprotected sex with hot bitches. I work shifts at McDonalds to pay my way through law school. I dont need to study anyway because if they fail me they are racist. Whenever I can I like to get out to the driving range and work on my stroke. My stroke is pretty decent if you know what I mean. My best friends are Charlie and Jamie and they are british. We love to play wiffleball, Sometimes they are real jackoffs but I love them dearly. Then there is Tyler and he likes to rape men. Then there is Joe and he has a lot of stds because he is homosexual. To learn more about me and my buds go onto www.

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