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About bReLiNg : I'm just a leftie trying to understand this right world....

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I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't ave a air tie... so I used a tong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daugter. I trew on my clotes... drove to pick er up... went to te store... and went fir ice cream... tong still in my air. mega FML

#20438564
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12841) - you deserved it (42165)

On 01/02/2013 at 12:33pm - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, I went on a blind date!! My date turnd out to be very hot, an I had high hopes!! That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approachd, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff an dead skin floating through the air behind her!! FML

#20197946
196 comments

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On 12/09/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE (man) - United Kingdom (Barking and Dagenham)

Today, mah doctor finally prescribed me some medication 4 mah arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and mah hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML

#20197805
79 comments

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On 12/09/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY I WOKE UP TO MY BALLS COVERD IN ICY HOT A BIG OLD "FUCK YOU" NOTE FROM MY GRLFRIEND AND MY DOOR SLAMMING SHUT. I'M STARTING TO GET THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT OFF-HAND REMARK LAST NIGHT ABOUT HER PMSING AFTER SHE RAGE-QUIT A GAME OF MARIO KART. FML

#20178502
248 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 5:38pm - love - by dumping time (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I was assigned to write a short story about wat we imagine Earth to be like in 500 yeres , an daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it an read it aloud to the class. He asked 4 my inspiration , an I didn't have the heret to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML

Yesterday the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night has attracted a horde of actual crickets into mah bedroom. FML

#20062154
128 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Gurl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today mah boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wastd. He's currently nakd in bd cooing at his penis and giggling lyk a little grl. FML

#20044244
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On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

today I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt wat I thought was rain coming through the window, until I lookd over an realizd it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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On 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I lerened the hard way that mah foundation shows up under a black light!! At a black light party!! No one told me until afterwards!! Everyone took pictures!! FML

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138 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by makeuuuuup (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I ad a job interview at te bowling alley. Te manager was busy an askd if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowld before , an I wantd to know ow deep te ole was on te bowling ball. Te interview endd wit im spitting on ma finger , trying to get it out. FML

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58 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 4:31pm - work - by bowler (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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