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  • Number of visits : 2281
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About bReLiNg : I'm just a leftie trying to understand this right world....

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Fucked!<b>Joshwarrior</b> - yesterday at 10:37am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 8:44pm<b>ultimate41</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 2:48pm<b>nicolai44</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 10:01am<b>FFStepchild283</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:22pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 11:45am<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 3:47am<b>Caroline1812</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 4:37am<b>pks2014</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 4:08am<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 7:01am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 11:41pm<b>Karrotcake</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 3:08am<b>rafa015</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 1:25pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:32pm<b>Kasparkilo05</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 10:53am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:24pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 11:39pm<b>03stroker03</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 2:33am

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bReLiNg's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daughter. I threw on my clothes, drove to pick her up, went to the store, and went for ice cream... thong still in my hair. FML

by Embarrassed / 01/02/2013 at 12:33pm / United States / Health

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

by HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE / 12/09/2012 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Barking and Dagenham) / Love

Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2012 at 3:03pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

by dumping time / 11/25/2012 at 5:38pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Love

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML

by brianfantana32 / 09/12/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML

by Gurl / 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML

by kvdfan / 08/27/2012 at 8:57am / United States / Love

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

by Anonymous / 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

by makeuuuuup / 02/20/2010 at 8:52pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a job interview at the bowling alley. The manager was busy and asked if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowled before, and I wanted to know how deep the hole was on the bowling ball. The interview ended with him spitting on my finger, trying to get it out. FML

by bowler / 12/13/2009 at 4:31pm / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 9:51am / United States (Utah) / Transportation