Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Offline (15 hours ago) | Search for a member
About bReLiNg : I'm just a leftie trying to understand this right world....
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't ave a air tie... so I used a tong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daugter. I trew on my clotes... drove to pick er up... went to te store... and went fir ice cream... tong still in my air. mega FML
Today, I went on a blind date!! My date turnd out to be very hot, an I had high hopes!! That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approachd, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff an dead skin floating through the air behind her!! FML
TODAY I WOKE UP TO MY BALLS COVERD IN ICY HOT A BIG OLD "FUCK YOU" NOTE FROM MY GRLFRIEND AND MY DOOR SLAMMING SHUT. I'M STARTING TO GET THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT OFF-HAND REMARK LAST NIGHT ABOUT HER PMSING AFTER SHE RAGE-QUIT A GAME OF MARIO KART. FML
I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML
Today , I was assigned to write a short story about wat we imagine Earth to be like in 500 yeres , an daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it an read it aloud to the class. He asked 4 my inspiration , an I didn't have the heret to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML
Today mah boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wastd. He's currently nakd in bd cooing at his penis and giggling lyk a little grl. FML
today I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt wat I thought was rain coming through the window, until I lookd over an realizd it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML
Today , I ad a job interview at te bowling alley. Te manager was busy an askd if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowld before , an I wantd to know ow deep te ole was on te bowling ball. Te interview endd wit im spitting on ma finger , trying to get it out. FML
Today , I was pulld over for speeding . The cop was hot so I flirtd with him as much as I could . But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket . Feeling desperate I said , "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
Friday 27 March 2015