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Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18099) - you deserved it (7829)

On 02/05/2010 at 10:19pm - health - by Henry (man) - United States (Virginia)



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