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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 May 1998 (16 years)
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About b3llalooove : Hi! I'm fun to talk to:) I like reading listening to music (P!ATD, Fallout Boy, Eminem, Drake), reading, playing soccer and softball, and texting!

I'm kind of a grammar Nazi soo it bugs the living hell out of me when people can't spell. If you want to talk or know more kik me b3ll4b00135. Or email me nerdy.dirty@yahoo.com :)

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Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML



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