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About b3ll4b00 : Well I live on a little place called Earth.! I am incredibly RanDom anD somEtimeS raNdoM thiNgs hapPen to Me anD sOmeImes thoSe tHinGs aRent goOd thiNgs... SoOo HoPe my poSts entErtaiN yoU to tHe fulLesT eXtenT soO FML!!!!!! and FYL TOO FISH!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML
Friday 17 October 2014