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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 May 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About b3ll4b00 : Well I live on a little place called Earth.! I am incredibly RanDom anD somEtimeS raNdoM thiNgs hapPen to Me anD sOmeImes thoSe tHinGs aRent goOd thiNgs... SoOo HoPe my poSts entErtaiN yoU to tHe fulLesT eXtenT soO FML!!!!!! and FYL TOO FISH!

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105918) - you deserved it (7456)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54414) - you deserved it (27351)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML

#15528059
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28539) - you deserved it (3842)

On 03/28/2011 at 7:52am - misc - by screwedhousemate (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41916) - you deserved it (28625)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

#5947119
87 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 6:22pm - health - by Bunni (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML

#5793265
124 comments

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On 10/12/2009 at 8:34am - intimacy - by ravestradamus (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

#871042
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110129) - you deserved it (5715)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)



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