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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Yesterday , at te café I work at , I was yelld at by a woman because te drinks and food se orderd were ( taking too long )!! Before I ad te cance to get a word in , se stormd out and said se would never come back!! I didn't get te cance to inform er tat se adn't orderd yet!! FML
Today, I resorted to te oldest prank in te book: laxatives in te food. Except it wasn't fir a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get clingy boyfriend to leave me te ell alone. I tink I'm going to ell. fat FML
Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist . While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened . With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore . real FML
Today , I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly , because the guy turnd out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I usd the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares.
Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class . One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation . She was serious . FML
Today , I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work , and I noticd my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I trid to make it something else by adding... oh good , now it's a penis and balls. FML
Friday 27 March 2015