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Today... mah in-laws moved in. FML

#21107985
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On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY,ILE PLAYING BASKETBALL , MA FRIEND TANKED ME 4 PASSING TE BALL TO IM. I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL IM TAT TAT WAS ME SOOTING. FML

#21106910
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On 04/07/2014 at 4:54pm - misc - by DetergentFrog6 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday , at te café I work at , I was yelld at by a woman because te drinks and food se orderd were ( taking too long )!! Before I ad te cance to get a word in , se stormd out and said se would never come back!! I didn't get te cance to inform er tat se adn't orderd yet!! FML

#21106207
81 comments

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On 04/06/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today While Reading The Paper I Saw A Picture Of A Guy I Really Like That I Met Online!! The Picture Is In The Obituaries!! No Wonder He Hasn't Called!! FML

#21103818
112 comments

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On 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by kubbyp (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I resorted to te oldest prank in te book: laxatives in te food. Except it wasn't fir a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get clingy boyfriend to leave me te ell alone. I tink I'm going to ell. fat FML

#21101967
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On 04/01/2014 at 3:21pm - love - by someone (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist . While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened . With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore . real FML

#21098025
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On 03/27/2014 at 8:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly , because the guy turnd out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I usd the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares.

#21090611
117 comments

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On 03/19/2014 at 2:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

yastarday I found out that mah 15-yaar-old son is a prolific craator of My Littla Pony thamd hantai !! I'm not a judgmantal man, but ha's probably going to hall !! FML

#21082455
402 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, every "entry level" job in my field is now requiring 2-5 years experience!! I don't think they understand wat "entry level" actually means!! FML

#21078902
132 comments

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On 03/05/2014 at 4:37pm - work - by mr1234 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute fir deodorant , and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML

#21077693
113 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 8:37am - kids - by :/ -

Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class . One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation . She was serious . FML

#21076929
127 comments

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On 03/03/2014 at 2:58pm - work - by Biologyfacepalm (woman) - United States

TODAY... I HAVE EXACTLY 204 SNOWFLAKE SAVED ONTO MAH COMPUTER... ALL OF WHICH I MADE ON THIS SNOWFLAKE-MAKING WEBSITE. THIS IS WHAT MAH LIFE HAS COME TO. FML

#21076482
76 comments

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On 03/03/2014 at 12:18am - misc - by ealovan - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Brd. I was so excited at bieng about to beat mah high score that I got a hard-on. FML

#21074219
119 comments

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On 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

today mah cat pissd all over mah work clothes!! They weren't even on the floor , she knockd the hanger down just so she could use them as a toilet!!

#21073377
74 comments

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On 02/27/2014 at 5:42pm - animals - by baxeh - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work , and I noticd my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I trid to make it something else by adding... oh good , now it's a penis and balls. FML

#21072961
73 comments

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On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)



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