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Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10627) - you deserved it (28377)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:26am - animals - by damncat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year old clock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24770) - you deserved it (6923)

On 11/21/2009 at 11:05pm - kids - by Rhianna (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted so loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47212) - you deserved it (6290)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States



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