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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
Thursday 22 January 2015