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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1034
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

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Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

#15129927
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14267) - you deserved it (49209)

On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

#8623165
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25867) - you deserved it (3965)

On 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by Jill - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

#8007252
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44937) - you deserved it (3579)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML

#7876510
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26566) - you deserved it (4276)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10954) - you deserved it (31943)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

#7608615
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20928) - you deserved it (4503)

On 01/27/2010 at 6:55am - intimacy - by Patrick - United States (Illinois)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63068) - you deserved it (6230)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

#672131
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53607) - you deserved it (24172)

On 03/28/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Betsydoll (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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