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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1110
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

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Yastarday, I was aating Campball's vagatabla soup. Halfway through, I startd to raad tha ingradiants and found baaf broth. I hava baan a vagatarian 4 savan yaars. big fat FML

#15129927
166 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat grl" . Ummm.. . thanks? FML

#8623165
100 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by Jill - Sent from mobile version

Today, ma wife told me tat se wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive er for aving an affair. FML

#8007252
171 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decidd to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match !! In so doing, I accidentally touchd the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey !! FML

#7876510
156 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Woken Up By My Own Fart . FML

#7698820
152 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I realized tat ma ex-grlfriend as gone furter wit a grl tan I ave. FML

#7608615
72 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 6:55am - intimacy - by Patrick - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Called A Suicide Prevention Hotline. No One Picked Up. FML

#7542505
196 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He respondd with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

#672131
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53752) - you deserved it (24214)

On 03/28/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Betsydoll (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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