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by Anonymous / 11/18/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2012 at 9:46am / United States / Money
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
by I Don't Exorcise / 05/09/2012 at 11:34pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Animals
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
by gl0b3suck0r / 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Animals
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by anniemeece / 04/07/2012 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by elizabethyeo / 02/20/2012 at 5:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by louie / 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
by BadassRumbleroar / 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML
by WillaminaL / 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by tiptoesjohnson / 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm / Miscellaneous
by Duplighost / 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…