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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About aznkaytee : Katie Kim.
Alter Ego: Bob Johnson.

Sixteen years on earth.
Born as a Korean, living like a gangster.

Feel free to message me.

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aznkaytee's favorite FMLs

Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML

#16277125
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39497) - you deserved it (5206)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by thatsasquee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

#16243559
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35422) - you deserved it (3576)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39448) - you deserved it (3502)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37076) - you deserved it (10095)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25266) - you deserved it (34717)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, on my Facebook, the stripper my ex husband cheated on me with showed up in the "People You May Know" box. FML

#16169595
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41609) - you deserved it (3825)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61298) - you deserved it (4688)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37125) - you deserved it (4248)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

#16157379
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28384) - you deserved it (5252)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML

#16150933
82 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Eric -

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

#16140473
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36073) - you deserved it (5184)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33671) - you deserved it (12200)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45715) - you deserved it (15655)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36699) - you deserved it (31277)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40715) - you deserved it (13278)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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