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Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 7:50am - intimacy - by cheated (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 7:29pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, that's she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 9:54pm - love - by britney - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that him and his friends could play BioShock. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 12:50am - love - by Unknown (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom's "hobby" of rescuing homeless people became very real. We now have 3 more people living in our house, and none of them have a sense of personal space. I wake up to their faces in my windows. Thanks mom. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Bribri (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by Araya (man) - United Kingdom (London)
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