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azhein
  • Town/Country : New Abany, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 January 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 2474
  • Number of comments : 175
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8003) - you deserved it (35649)

On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14579) - you deserved it (8610)

On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12859) - you deserved it (58179)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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