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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 239
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About azhaela : Hi. Call me Azhaela or Inka. I tend to speak my mind, and if you don't like it, don't even bother commenting on it telling me how much you don't like it. Actually, go ahead. Strangers behind a computer screen aren't very intimidating. You won't change my mind without a logical argument; in which case I will apologize and hope you forgive me.

The guinea pig in my profile picture is a teddy girl named Wicket, known by my family as Wickiepedia, and she's my best friend. c:

I come off as a snot to people who first meet me. I don't open up to people easily and tend to be more bold about my opinions over the Internet. (Aren't we all?) I do like meeting new people, however, so I'm open to messages. :)

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