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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 October 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 15
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Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35486) - you deserved it (6918)

On 04/03/2014 at 12:36pm - animals - by Cali girl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML


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On 01/26/2013 at 3:44pm - work - by FUCK THE PIGS (man) - United States (California)

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