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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 677
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML

#21475954
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22842) - you deserved it (1505)

On 10/04/2015 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up. FML

#21103637
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38666) - you deserved it (7317)

On 04/03/2014 at 12:36pm - animals - by Cali girl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35567) - you deserved it (3905)

On 01/26/2013 at 3:44pm - work - by FUCK THE PIGS (man) - United States (California)



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