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Today, my boss had to order some more work pants since mine were worn out after 7 months. He told me the next set I would have to buy myself since they last workers about 2 years, and I must be treating them too roughly. I didn't want to admit that my thighs rubbing together ended up shredding the fabric. FML
by thickly / 09/19/2016 at 1:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
by Clumsy / 09/08/2016 at 8:06am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2015 at 7:45am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Cali girl / 04/03/2014 at 12:36pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
by FUCK THE PIGS / 01/26/2013 at 3:44pm / United States (California) / Work
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