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ayyeitssammy
  • Town/Country : San Diego, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 422
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ayyeitssammy : My name's Sammy .
im always doing something ,never doing nothing .
i walk with a rythm and talk with a beat .
cheering is a habit , dancing is my passion .
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Today, all the while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29584) - you deserved it (2229)

On 08/19/2010 at 11:48am - misc - by feartheend511 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17453) - you deserved it (8287)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom