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Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (104229)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15507) - you deserved it (67762)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46836) - you deserved it (8751)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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