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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1471
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ayooBrandon : Cocaine for breakfast, yikes!

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Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26807) - you deserved it (13976)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11818) - you deserved it (54864)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

#18671764
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34205) - you deserved it (2876)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46601) - you deserved it (3233)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

#18451156
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41485) - you deserved it (2650)

On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

#18374727
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23012) - you deserved it (2929)

On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

#18153680
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17153) - you deserved it (48969)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40432) - you deserved it (5220)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

#17685496
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30212) - you deserved it (4796)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35913) - you deserved it (9398)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54512) - you deserved it (9314)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20250) - you deserved it (52232)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

#17068940
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27237) - you deserved it (22462)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10414) - you deserved it (75414) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35948) - you deserved it (4343)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)



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