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by Jman6295 / 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by tooearly / 01/01/2012 at 3:31am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by cuppycakeslove / 12/07/2011 at 6:35am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2011 at 10:45am / United States / Geek
by me / 11/04/2011 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Nublet / 09/07/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by southernluxe / 09/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
- Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's… Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He… Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin…