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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 108
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Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31727) - you deserved it (2845)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14784) - you deserved it (56324)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML

#13367996
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11795) - you deserved it (35720)

On 10/08/2010 at 5:30pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well performed dive of the diving board, I go up and attempt my best dive. I slip just as I jump and hit my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22702) - you deserved it (51231)

On 03/19/2009 at 11:47am - love - by Fish (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)



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