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ayolittleman

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 195
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ayolittleman : I'm 16

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Today, during family therapy the therapist asked if I believe I'm a good parent/husband. When I said yes my two sons, my daughter and even my wife very passionately disagreed. FML

#21437483
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14118) - you deserved it (6463)

On 07/06/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by --- - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML

#21437372
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15306) - you deserved it (3874)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by notacreep - United States (California)

Today, I once again asked my girlfriend about getting married, as she had previously said she would only get married once gay marriage was legal. She still said no. FML

Today, I was bored of doing nothing so I decided to take my 4-year-old brother and 3 of our dogs to a school playground nearby. When we got there, one of the four of them pooped in the field. It wasn't one of the dogs. FML

#21437044
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16713) - you deserved it (1386)

On 07/05/2015 at 9:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

#21436861
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18146) - you deserved it (1406)

On 07/05/2015 at 3:18pm - love - by wellthatsucks - United States

Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML

#21436783
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18227) - you deserved it (1386)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by izaya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

#21436632
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17245) - you deserved it (2029)

On 07/05/2015 at 2:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22563) - you deserved it (1266)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

#21436170
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20487) - you deserved it (2474)

On 07/04/2015 at 2:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22813) - you deserved it (3133)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

#21436113
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18839) - you deserved it (4392)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

#21436083
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24533) - you deserved it (2168)

On 07/03/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by okaydisarray (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

#21432649
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26379) - you deserved it (1924)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

#21428714
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26706) - you deserved it (3690)

On 06/19/2015 at 6:21pm - misc - by baberuth - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, from across the parking lot, I saw a woman break into my car and steal my "Handicapped parking" placard. Guess why I couldn't stop her. FML

#21427634
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34610) - you deserved it (1710)

On 06/17/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by hobbled - United States



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