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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 118
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Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31754) - you deserved it (2847)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML

#19313796
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16497) - you deserved it (6235)

On 03/20/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Orebro Lan)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14795) - you deserved it (56357)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML

#13367996
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11805) - you deserved it (35710)

On 10/08/2010 at 5:30pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34490) - you deserved it (3189)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

#1862791
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77474) - you deserved it (6084)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well performed dive of the diving board, I go up and attempt my best dive. I slip just as I jump and hit my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

#464329
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22724) - you deserved it (51246)

On 03/19/2009 at 11:47am - love - by Fish (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)



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