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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1001
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aylaa : I'm .. nothing special lol.

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aylaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44683) - you deserved it (19606)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (127410) - you deserved it (6465)

On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

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334 comments

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9693) - you deserved it (23392)

On 11/17/2008 at 1:02am - misc - by nightput - France (Pays de la Loire)



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