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awvarga

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 January 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About awvarga : I'm Alex my life is odd but it's cool I guess

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Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

#21222536
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40873) - you deserved it (4562)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

#21032010
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37850) - you deserved it (4208)

On 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm - misc - by cjgreer70 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML

#21019530
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38747) - you deserved it (7377)

On 01/06/2014 at 9:25pm - kids - by peepeepainter - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She is eight. FML

#20923587
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37064) - you deserved it (26387)

On 10/17/2013 at 1:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail. FML

#20416192
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40742) - you deserved it (11893)

On 12/23/2012 at 12:52pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I told my mom about the couple times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

#5343889
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33713) - you deserved it (5668)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by 1357katie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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