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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 295
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About awsoccerfreak56 : Hey I'm Arianna. I'm from Michigan and I speak English(obviously) and a little bit of Spanish. I love Italian food and just listening to music. I text constantly. Anything else you want to know feel free to ask and I will usaully answer any question you might ask. So don't be afraid to send me a message! :)

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awsoccerfreak56's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45831) - you deserved it (4827)

On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44517) - you deserved it (3334)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:20am - kids - by spooked (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML


I agree, your life sucks (36862) - you deserved it (3375)

On 11/10/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by fuck you, bitchcake (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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